Tuesday, May 31, 2011

a qualified teacher comes highly recomendum

if you're looking to brush up on your classical piano playing skills, i can't recommend strongly enough a qualified classical piano playing teacher.

cory's owls

i skyped with my friend cory and he said that he noticed my owls in this video and he showed me his owls which are awesome. if you have owls, feel free to share. OWLS OWL AROWND! (owls all around!)


sometimes, it's hard to picture your friends with different hairdos.

the tulips

there's this band called the tulips with this album that i like. i like it more every time i listen to it. it is good to listen to in the car while your driving and it is good to listen to on your home stereo while drawing pictures. maybe you will like it too. you can listen to it here.

what time it is

adm fringe toes head

this what my friend adam would look like if his head was french toast and his hair was brocolli.

Sunday, May 29, 2011

dog stuff

man, i was walking over to Burger Town the other day and i stepped in some dog stuff. ruined my appetite, man.

schoolpants car of the year 2011

well, it's official. this is the coolest car in the world. thanks to all our contestants.


i hate horses.

Saturday, May 28, 2011

now you tell me

aw man. why didn't anybody tell me art was gay BEFORE i went to art school? i had to read about it on a bathroom wall. i feel like a real boob.


it's pretty gross when you think about it.

and sometimes, you don't even have to think about it and it's gross.

Thursday, May 26, 2011

honest youthful seamstresses

On my way home from work, I passed a place called Frank Young Tailors. I was in need of a frank, young person to give me feedback on what I was wearing, so naturally, I stopped in. The guy behind the counter was anything but young. I let it slide, figuring the sign hadn't been updated very recently. I asked him what he thought of my attire and he refused to give me his honest opinion. "You're not frank at all!" i declared.
"I know," he said, "I'm Rich."
"All the more reason to be frank," i told him.
"What?" he inquired.
Anyway, I guess it's his brother who owns the place and he's out of town until after Memorial Day.

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

coffee makes me crazy

it only takes me this much coffee to get me this insane. all that talk about building up a tolerance is hogwash, as far as i'm concerned.


have you heard of Chimin? legend has it, he's half man, half chimin.

mo the cat

this is my friend Mo. he is a cat. he likes sleeping, drooling, and biting me for no reason. he is 8 years old and from new york.

i want to eat that

every time i see one of these stinkin' things, i want to eat it. i want to eat is so bad!

i call them to-doodle-lists

i don't know if you guys know this about me. but i like to doodle. and i like to make to-do lists. those are probably two of my top 150 things.

hand model

so part of my new job is i got to be the hand model for this video. if you know of any hand modeling agents or any hand fashion shows, let me know.


this is Squishy. he is a turtle. and he is awesome.

what a deal

i always think it's fishy when things are too much on sale.

super powers

do you guys have any super powers? i have one, but it's not very good. and it hurts. every time.


worrying might be the stupidest thing that anyone can do, ever. seriously, it's for the birds.


when i was a freshman in high school, there was a girl in biology class who asked the teacher if sheep dogs were the product of a sheep mating with a dog. everyone laughed at her. but if that was how it worked, how cool would bird dogs be?

expressive gestures

when i hang out with my friend, kienan, we use a lot of very expressive gestures. also, we only speak in italian.


i wonder what role helmets will play in everyday life in the future. for some reason, i fill like it will be a big role.

who is profiting from this promaganda?

i always think it's funny when tv shows and movies make a big deal out of prom. it's bonkers! in real life, i don't remember a single person giving a shit about prom.

Monday, May 23, 2011

woman or fish?

is this a woman or a fish? i was trying to draw a fish.


like a liquor-cigarette? gross!

hall & oates

let it be known: when (not if) you attempt to draw hall & oates, daryl hall will come out looking like a woman every time. and about 50% of the time, john oates will come out looking like a coming-to-america-era eriq la salle.

candy cigarette flavored toothpaste

i just thought you guys should know: crest pro health's clean-mint flavored toothpaste should be called candy cigarette-flavored toothpaste. because that's what flavor it is. and for those of you who don't know, that is an awesome flavor. i recommend this product.

olde apartment art galery

one thing i miss about my previous apartment is that it was like an art gallery, in that, no one really understood the meaning of the pictures on the wall, or the reasoning behind their arrangement.