Sunday, July 31, 2011
i quickly uncapped another heineken and poured it down my throat. "i WILL win something from this," i heard myself scream. i shared the new code with my computer and yet again i received another disappointing message and another plea for new cap.
this went on for a day or two before i realized: they're just trying to get me drunk! my mom warned me about girls like this when i went off to college. at that point i threw my last few cases of recently purchased heineken in the dumpster and punched my personal computer right in the face (monitor). "you won't scam this sap, you stinkin heinekeneken!" i attempted to say while barfing.
dudes! did i even TELL you there's a new episode of butler out featuring the world famous Beyonce and the universe famous jessica jardine?
well there is. watch it and let me know if you think it's lousy or if you think it's swell.
Friday, July 29, 2011
speaking of pants, and my family, and my girlfriend, above you will find a photograph my girlfriend took of a place called family pants. it's like schoolpants but family instead of school! get it?
... how do you not get it?