Wednesday, November 30, 2011

cat statue

sometimes Mo likes to pretend to be a statue. he's pretty good at it.

dinosaur hands

this is a thing i drew on my hand. should i get it permanently tattooed there?

koala cat

Mo likes to pretend to be a koala sometimes. he's pretty good at it.

mouthwash & gargle

i like when a product's name is also the instructions for use of the product.

baby pirate monsters

they look cute, but they will chop you up and eat you if they get the chance. be careful out there.

hide and seek part 2

 mo's running out of great hiding spots, but he's still outwitting me.

hilarious sticker

my hat's off to you, guy who puts stickers on things. there are a lot of stickers on a lot of things but this one is by far the funniest i have seen. i love you.


as far as i can tell this is a soccer player drinking out of a raptor's skull?

who is this guy?

was there a character from a nintendo game or something that looked like this? am i crazy? who is this guy that i drew? he looks like somebody, right?

in case you were wondering

sometimes Mo sits like this and looks at me.

this place

this is a place i have been to zero times and driven past one time. stay tuned for more place where i have or have not been in or near.

sleepy kitty

a sleepy kitty is a mighty mesmerizing thing to watch.

that aids test

remember when we were kids and some of the kids would say that if you're hand is bigger than your face, then that means you have AIDS? And then when you put your hand up to your face to see if it was bigger and the other kid hits your hand so you smack yourself in the face?

i bet if you did that to a kid with AIDS he'd be PIIIIISSSSED.

last halloween

this year, we didn't go as anything for halloween. but last year, me and my girlfriend looked like this for halloween.

weird mole

i know. it's super weird looking. just whatever you do, don't call him muffin head. he HATES it when people call him muffin head.

about a 6

on a scale from 1-10 with 1 being easy and 10 being hard and 6 being pretty hard, i'd say drawing a moving cat while not really looking at the computer and not really trying is about a 6.

adam's best friend HIS butler

my robot drew this picture of my friends.

name that disease

what's the name of that disease where it's your turn to talk but you can't think of anything at all to say and robot in your brain starts panicking and commanding you to speak and you don't know whether to run underneath the house and hide or just lie down on the floor and not move for a couple of days?

"the crazies?"

oh that's a good name for it.

toilet cat

he's learning. he's almost got it.

sad accountant

here's a video we made about a year ago. it is very sad. very sad. watch with a box of tissues:

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Tuesday, November 29, 2011

29 and 1/4

this is what i look like when i turn 29 1/4 years old.

turkey, bacon

this is the turkey we ate on thanksgiving. emily painted it with maple syrup and put bacon on top. it was probably the smartest thing anyone has ever done in the world. the bacon was the best i've ever tasted. if you guys want really good bacon with eggs for breakfast, the trick is just put them on top of a maple syrup-coated turkey and cook it in the oven. it takes four hours and you'll be stuck with this delicious turkey that you probably don't want for breakfast, but trust me, it's the best bacon you'll ever taste.

Saturday, November 26, 2011


we have a shelf of trinkets in our new house. my favorite trinket is Mo the Cat.

more moving casualities

the sad truth of moving to a new place is that you can't take everything with you. well, i mean i guess you could, but you probably don't want to. i didn't anyway. and i forced myself to thin the herd in this move. the herd of all my crud. one of the things that didn't make the cut was this super classy work of art that i had hanging above my toilet.

Wednesday, November 16, 2011


i feel pretty dumb soemtimes. buh. that's not how you spell sometimes.

there's a kitty in there!

always check your blankets before you sit on them!

i sure don't

anybody know how to play one of these dern things?

i thought the cookout went well

Tiffany says she's never coming to one of our cookouts ever again.

Friday, November 11, 2011


nobody knows where the blanket ends and mo begins.

science report

juniper is the seleventh planet from the sun. it consists of gas, rock, air, crud, soil, and ice. scientists can't figure out where it came from or what the heck it's any good for.

juniper's my favorite planet. i hate it.