i got a card for my niece for her first communion. it had like four sides or maybe five sides. i don't know. i don't remember it folded up. but two of the sides were kind of hidden in the fold and they didn't have any writing on them. but they still had drawings on them. and the drawing was a pastoral scene with lots of happy animals. and just behind each animal, i drew poops. because that's usually what's behind animals like that in real life. and that is very funny to me. and i don't know if she'll notice it. but i took pictures of it before i sent it to her so i could always look back and make myself laugh at animal poops i drew.
i found it! you guys! the search is over! i have found the coldest beer in town! they don't have any beers that taste good, but man o man, what they do have is very cold. perhaps too cold. the cans stick to your hands like dry ice cubes. it hurts.
i like this guy but i want to know the story behind him. there's so much about him i don't understand. he's part chicken, part man, that much is clear. but how? one human parent and one chicken parent? did his head get ripped off and the only hope to save him was with a chicken head transplant? whatever the case, why is he using his part chicken-part man celebrity to sell fried chicken? does he hate chickens? does he hate himself? or is the true purpose of existence for chickens only to be fried and enjoyed by humans? is he helping his chicken brothers and sisters reach their full potential?
also, i'd like to know if that's a good chicken place. i haven't tried it yet.
this giant mosquito was hanging from the side of my house. i decided to let him live because he was outside and therefore not really on my turf. is he going to wait for me out there and then kill me? can mosquitoes kill you? giant ones like this? am i gonna die? WHY DOESN'T ANYONE ANSWER ME?
does anyone ever use these things? do they even work? why do they have these? why would you ever need to make a call mid-flight? wait, why aren't we allowed to use our cell phones on planes? I WANT ANSWERS!
when i was a kid, these were the coolest phones ever and i always wanted one. the place where we stayed up in wine country had one. but i didn't use it. because we live in the future now and i have an iphone.
wine tasting is awesome. you get to taste a bunch of fancy wines and learn about how they're made and stuff. it was really interesting. but what i found most interesting was that nobody really talked about how drinking wine can get you drunk, which, to me, is one of the coolest things about wine.