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stuffschoolpantshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01532716759529022022noreply@blogger.comBlogger1325125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6274343456226512616.post-28349909589555250162012-12-09T13:38:00.000-08:002013-03-11T19:02:12.953-07:00moving day!Hey everybody. The internet has informed me that I'm not allowed to upload anymore photos to this blog unless I start paying a monthly fee to do so. And if I ever stop paying said monthly fee, my photos/drawings/etc disappear.<br />
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If you know anything about schoolpants, you know:<br />
a) a robot wearing pants is funny;<br />
b) schoolpants DOES NOT negotiate with terrorists.<br />
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anycrap, i don't know how internet works really, but i do know this: i don't feel like paying money for this right now.<br />
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SO: from this day forward, schoolpants is now living at <a href="http://www.schoolpants.tumblr.com/">www.schoolpants.tumblr.com</a><br />
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thank you and may <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cod">cod</a> have mercy on your <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sole_(fish)">sole</a>.<br />
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<a href="http://schoolpants.tumblr.com/">VIVA LA SCHOOLPANTS!</a>schoolpantshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01532716759529022022noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6274343456226512616.post-91415570624628167392012-07-31T23:02:00.000-07:002012-11-30T15:17:47.755-08:00shark catcher<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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did i ever tell you guys about the time i caught a shark? it was january 2007. we boated out, baited our hooks, and cast our lines. within about 5 minutes, i pulled up this shark. he was none-too-happy about it and i was scared of him. i wanted to take a picture of me like petting him or something but he seemed bitey. so i didn't.<br />
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then we threw him back in the water and then i felt really seasick and i didn't fish for the rest of the trip.schoolpantshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01532716759529022022noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6274343456226512616.post-71427867566625125522012-07-31T22:56:00.000-07:002012-10-23T22:59:46.775-07:00beer monster loves beer pellets<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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the foam left in my beer glass looked like a beer monster eating beer pellets.schoolpantshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01532716759529022022noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6274343456226512616.post-80380390686660863312012-07-31T17:52:00.000-07:002012-10-23T22:55:01.821-07:00it's a registered trademark<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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i used to think ronald mcdonald was playing soccer while throwing his cup away. but it's not a soccer ball. it's an R with a circle around it.schoolpantshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01532716759529022022noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6274343456226512616.post-32399591675116173122012-07-31T17:50:00.000-07:002012-10-23T22:55:36.474-07:00then...<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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step 3 is "then ... shoot lasers out of your eyes at the screen to let the photographer know you're ready."schoolpantshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01532716759529022022noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6274343456226512616.post-76825785892963875122012-07-31T17:48:00.000-07:002012-10-23T22:55:49.928-07:00so many rules!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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you never let us do ANYTHING!schoolpantshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01532716759529022022noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6274343456226512616.post-86610108766973009272012-07-31T17:40:00.000-07:002012-10-23T22:40:28.997-07:00pretty scary<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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this is a pretty scary thing to find in a trash can.<br />
not super scary. but pretty scary.schoolpantshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01532716759529022022noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6274343456226512616.post-21841283337838654332012-07-31T17:38:00.000-07:002012-10-23T22:38:30.370-07:00i like your style<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Dear Whoever Designs the Pattern for Every Bus/Train Seat,<br />
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You are funny. I like you.<br />
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Love,<br />
Schoolpants<br />
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am i doing it wrong? there's never that many bubbles when i do it?</div>
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these guys are SOOO sorry about this credit card minimum. sooooo sad!schoolpantshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01532716759529022022noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6274343456226512616.post-25964081422575314532012-07-31T17:28:00.000-07:002012-10-23T22:29:08.541-07:00i want to go to that floor<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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this is the button that takes you to the floor where they have all those fireman hats!schoolpantshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01532716759529022022noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6274343456226512616.post-3714678233520880852012-07-31T17:23:00.000-07:002012-10-23T22:25:19.945-07:00i would still mind the dog<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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how is this supposed to make the dog feel? poor little guy. he needs a sense of purpose.schoolpantshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01532716759529022022noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6274343456226512616.post-23579515818815816202012-07-31T17:19:00.000-07:002012-10-23T22:19:47.157-07:00we're famous in japan<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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did you know that me and emily were photographed for a japanese magazine?<br />
i knew that.<br />
i know lots of things.schoolpantshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01532716759529022022noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6274343456226512616.post-90890104721476616842012-07-19T18:28:00.000-07:002012-08-22T18:28:26.334-07:00hot squirrel<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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the squirrel outside my window is very hot from being out in the hot outdoors all the time. he's laying on this brick wall probably exactly the same way i would if i were a squirrel in his position.schoolpantshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01532716759529022022noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6274343456226512616.post-61035154594635359092012-07-19T18:24:00.000-07:002012-08-22T18:24:51.646-07:00does it have a do not resuscitate bracelet<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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i don't feel comfortable making this decision.schoolpantshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01532716759529022022noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6274343456226512616.post-72660803284074803192012-07-19T18:18:00.000-07:002012-08-22T18:19:03.581-07:00this is a real place<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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have you been to Video Edit? it's this great new place right next to Labels! it's in Generic Store Name Plaza with all those other really common stores that provide totally normal goods and services that we're used to seeing in stores everywhere. it's my favorite shopping plaza in all of Crazytown.schoolpantshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01532716759529022022noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6274343456226512616.post-60926481913292011082012-07-19T18:04:00.000-07:002012-08-22T18:04:19.206-07:00know thyself<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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i can't believe i've never tested out how many grocery carts with buckets and trashbags i can tow in one haul. i wonder if i'll ever know.schoolpantshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01532716759529022022noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6274343456226512616.post-18364140433015716292012-07-19T17:57:00.000-07:002012-08-22T17:58:01.180-07:00ocean police!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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i saw a police boat pull a boat over in the ocean! what did you ever do?schoolpantshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01532716759529022022noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6274343456226512616.post-36655398655473323822012-07-19T17:53:00.000-07:002012-08-22T17:53:55.368-07:00king dino would be awesome<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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there's nothing "terrible" about having your king be a dinosaur. this is the only major flaw in Mario Brothers 3.schoolpantshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01532716759529022022noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6274343456226512616.post-83312100444954476342012-07-18T21:34:00.000-07:002012-08-09T21:34:25.401-07:00he's in my network!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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finally, a doctor that takes my insurance!schoolpantshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01532716759529022022noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6274343456226512616.post-12936216648366367362012-07-18T21:18:00.000-07:002012-08-09T21:18:59.047-07:00baby tickling station<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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babies can't defend themselves in tickle fights.schoolpantshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01532716759529022022noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6274343456226512616.post-46067028007425961102012-06-18T18:50:00.000-07:002012-07-23T18:50:30.697-07:00lukewarm welcome<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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i feel like we could have a cooler welcome sign than this. maybe some fireworks or something? or president obama on a harley like hanging out with a dinosaur in a jean jacket with like sunglasses and stuff? and they're drinking coca-colas at disneyland or something? just something with some pizazz!schoolpantshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01532716759529022022noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6274343456226512616.post-21517638621161167492012-06-18T18:33:00.000-07:002012-07-23T18:33:55.251-07:00burger citizen<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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i want to be a burger citizen!schoolpantshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01532716759529022022noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6274343456226512616.post-38936367735883342992012-06-17T18:43:00.000-07:002012-07-23T18:44:26.827-07:00ceiling heads<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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there was this room in this place and there were heads in the ceiling and i took a picture and a lady told me i'm not allowed to so i said sorry.schoolpantshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01532716759529022022noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6274343456226512616.post-38715886992166614292012-06-17T18:28:00.000-07:002012-07-23T18:28:44.832-07:00cheesy gordita crunch, please!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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this hotel we stayed at had a button that you could push to get taco bell delivered to your room! why don't hotels in the united states have that? i think it's a great idea! only this one didn't work. i pressed it a lot.schoolpantshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01532716759529022022noreply@blogger.com0