sharps

i saw one of these things for the first time ever yesterday. and i have already seen two more since then. when did this become a thing?

up until yesterday, i'd just been flushing my dirty syringes.

factory staring contest

this factory building has been staring at me since late last night. i'm four hours late for work. but i can't look away.

Mar 10

Today is March tenth. Today's date, slightly abbreviated, looks like this: MAR10 and MAR10 looks like MARIO and MARIO looks like this:

and if you don't know, now you know.

(bad word) tea

here's a video i worked on for UCBcomedy.com. it has bad words, so if you are my mom, you maybe don't want to watch it. but if you like bad words and tea and yelling, please watch. it is funny, i think.

Fuckin Tea	UCBcomedy.com
Watch more comedy videos from the twisted minds of the UCB Theatre at UCBcomedy.com

spines

i've always felt like something was missing. now i know. it's my spines.

lies about coffee

also, no matter how much coffee you drink, you won't feel like a crazy person or get really bad heartburn.

A+ hard boiled eggs

you guys, hard boiled eggs are easy to screw up, but this batch i did perfectly. i mean, really just knocked it out of the park. home run, hard boiled eggs, ladies and gentlemen.

madame tussaud better watch her back

my roommate adam made a wax sculpture of my roommate patrick. it's really impressive.

olde champions and the last crusade

new video. let me know what you think.

hot pickle

it just pisses me off that they only carry the "hot & spicy" flavor.