identifying livestock

this is a baby cow.

TNT: nancy bush

Good news! Nancy Reagan was recently spotted at a gala wearing a Schoolpants button on her lapel! In other schoolpants news, That's Not That may be staging a comeback.

tv show idea

when i was a kid, i had this great idea for a tv show. it was about this guy called Sam Beckett and he was a SCIENTIST from the year 1999 (the future) and he figured out a way to travel through time, only he could just travel to years within his own lifetime and every time he traveled he turned into someone else and he had to stay that person until he made right what once was wrong. then, when he left that person, he'd "leap" into another person's life (this would be in the last few minutes of an episode) and he'd be confused and disoriented and someone would be talking to him or something and then he'd look in the mirror and he'd see somebody else's face (the person he had LEAPED into) and he'd say "oh boy" and the theme music would kick in (and it sounded kind of like the doogie houser theme music, if i remember correctly) and they would freeze frame and the credits would roll.

it was the perfect television show of all time.

the perfect of all time.

but someone stole my idea. and called it Cheers.

TNT (That's Not That!) episode 4

everyone's favorite schoolpants game show, "That's Not That!" is back for episode four. today's subjects: fruit, tv, US history.

TNT episode 3 (That's Not That!)

today we have a special STAR-STUDDED episode of TNT.

TNT part 2 (that's not that!)

well schoolpants's new hit game show, That's Not That!, is back for a second episode. this week, we learn about maps, driving, condiments, and maps. play along at home by yelling "THAT'S NOT THAT!" at each picture you see. then giggle and clap your hands.

That's Not That! (TNT!)

this is a new segment i would like to introduce to the schoolpants show. i call it "that's not that!" or TNT for short. i don't think i really need to explain the rules. i'll just show you what it is.



i've done something like this before. but now it's more fun because i have a name for it now.

animals!

I, personally, love going to zoo.

i love the muppins!

i love you, muppins. i want you to know i love you.
the muppins was a show on tv. a man named jimson hemson was working for tv at the time that they were making the show. and it was his idea. way to go!