ice urinals

i, for one, like it when restaurants fill their urinals with ice. THERE I SAID IT!

i have a smell

Every room I've ever called my bedroom eventually takes on a very distinct smell, the same smell of my very first bedroom. My smell, apparently.
The presence of this smell has been confirmed by others and I've been told that it is not an offensive smell. But it is a smell, nonetheless, and I, therefore, am smelly.
... And for that, I hate myself.