i saw these two cats hanging out on a roof and figured they must be best friends who share a common love of sitting on this roof. but then i thought maybe one is making fun of the other one and mocking his love of sitting on this roof. or maybe they both think sitting on this roof is dumb and so they're doing it as a joke. or maybe they've never even met but they both like this spot and so they're just lying there ignoring the other one. or maybe they don't even realize they are two separate cats. maybe they think they are one cat and so they just always do everything together. or maybe oh my god i've been staring at these two cats for an hour and a half.
i hit my head on the bottom of this pipe and nearly cracked my head open and had my brains fall out. actually it didn't even bleed. but there was a bump. and it hurt. i have hit my head a lot over the course of my life. one time when i was working at fedex i hit my head on a low beam and it was bleeding and even scalped me a little bit. it was very gross and i never told anyone because i was embarrassed.
if you ever start to feel like you're a pretty normal looking person, just take a picture or yourself really close up with your phone. it'll keep you in check.
this is where i plug in the thing i use to trim my beard. but also it kind of looks like a cartoon dog with a red ball in his mouth? or maybe that's his tongue? i guess the artist wanted it to be open to interpretation.
sometimes you can add "head" to a word and then it becomes a good insult-name to call your enemies (eg. butthead, craphead) or you it becomes a thing to call people who are really big fans of something (eg. deadhead, crackhead). but when you add it to "shower," it just means this thing.
