2012 new year

it's almost time for a new year. and that means a new theme.

new year's eve video

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here is a video i directed and edited for the good people of The Get Go, a sketch team that lives at the Upright Citizen's Brigade theatre in los angeles. happy new year!

ear lobes

ear lobes are weird. just fyi.

the 7th floor

i'm scared of the 7th floor. i've never been up there but i've heard plenty of rumors. apparently, if you ever go up there, you end up back in the lobby somehow, only everything is upside-down. and you're stuck in this upside down world. and if you go outside, you fall into the sky and get burned up in the earth's atmosphere.

uncle fudd

this is my uncle fudd. he's ca-razzzzzy. but he sure knows how to party*.

*by party, i mean pretend an airplane is a horse.

they're both good

guys, i don't want to start a big debate. i think both ketchup and mustard are great condiments. let's just leave it at that.

also, if you have a band called "ketchup" or "mustard" and want to use one of these as an album cover, you're welcome to it. i just ask for $100million. i think that's fair.

guinness float

i made a guinness float. it seemed like a brilliant idea because i love guinness and i love iced creams. but i gotta tell ya, maybe halfway through, i was like, "get the hell outta my way, iced creams!"

christmas video

SECRET SANTA OFFICE PARTY - EPISODE 3	UCBcomedy.com
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here is a christmas video i directed. it's all improvised. MOM THERE ARE BAD WORDS IN THIS VIDEO DON'T WATCH IT!

Merry Christmas from Schoolpants

Seasons Greetings from Schoolpants

from this airplane

this is what chicago looks like:

 and this is what indiana looks like:

i like these places. they are both good to look at from airplanes and both good to be in on foot.