Hey everybody. The internet has informed me that I'm not allowed to upload anymore photos to this blog unless I start paying a monthly fee to do so. And if I ever stop paying said monthly fee, my photos/drawings/etc disappear.
If you know anything about schoolpants, you know:
a) a robot wearing pants is funny;
b) schoolpants DOES NOT negotiate with terrorists.
anycrap, i don't know how internet works really, but i do know this: i don't feel like paying money for this right now.
SO: from this day forward, schoolpants is now living at www.schoolpants.tumblr.com
thank you and may cod have mercy on your sole.
VIVA LA SCHOOLPANTS!
schoolpants
a blog about stuff
Sunday, December 9, 2012
Tuesday, July 31, 2012
shark catcher
did i ever tell you guys about the time i caught a shark? it was january 2007. we boated out, baited our hooks, and cast our lines. within about 5 minutes, i pulled up this shark. he was none-too-happy about it and i was scared of him. i wanted to take a picture of me like petting him or something but he seemed bitey. so i didn't.
then we threw him back in the water and then i felt really seasick and i didn't fish for the rest of the trip.
then we threw him back in the water and then i felt really seasick and i didn't fish for the rest of the trip.
it's a registered trademark
i used to think ronald mcdonald was playing soccer while throwing his cup away. but it's not a soccer ball. it's an R with a circle around it.
then...
step 3 is "then ... shoot lasers out of your eyes at the screen to let the photographer know you're ready."
i like your style
Dear Whoever Designs the Pattern for Every Bus/Train Seat,
You are funny. I like you.
Love,
Schoolpants
You are funny. I like you.
Love,
Schoolpants
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