moving day!

Hey everybody. The internet has informed me that I'm not allowed to upload anymore photos to this blog unless I start paying a monthly fee to do so. And if I ever stop paying said monthly fee, my photos/drawings/etc disappear.

If you know anything about schoolpants, you know:
a) a robot wearing pants is funny;
b) schoolpants DOES NOT negotiate with terrorists.

anycrap, i don't know how internet works really, but i do know this: i don't feel like paying money for this right now.

SO: from this day forward, schoolpants is now living at www.schoolpants.tumblr.com

thank you and may cod have mercy on your sole.

VIVA LA SCHOOLPANTS!

i want to go to that floor

this is the button that takes you to the floor where they have all those fireman hats!

burger citizen

i want to be a burger citizen!

cheesy gordita crunch, please!

this hotel we stayed at had a button that you could push to get taco bell delivered to your room! why don't hotels in the united states have that? i think it's a great idea! only this one didn't work. i pressed it a lot.

battery bunnies

in poland, i found this duracell bunny behind bars. at first i thought it was funny that in other countries, the duracell company ripped off the energizer bunny ad campaign. but after a little digging (very little. just googling "duracell bunny") i found that exactly the opposite is true! the duracell bunny was around first! and then the fat cats at energizer decided to steal the idea and trademarked it in the united states! i feel like i've been lied to my whole life!

this whole experience has really forced me to take a step back and really consider for the first time ever: why would any battery company, let alone TWO battery companies, feel the need to have a bunny mascot?

they're just like us

monks go sightseeing too, you guys.

black energy

 you guys, mike tyson has an energy drink in poland. it's called black energy and it says "BLACK POWER!" on the top of the can. i just wanted to make sure you guys know that.

what a find!

emily and i found these historical portraits of people who looked and dressed just like we do!

ice coffee

just so you know: if you order an ice coffee Cesky Krumlov, Czech Republic, they give you a cup with ice, milk, a few shots of espresso, and an ice cream bar. And they act like it's the most normal thing in the world.

this place sure has a lot of rules

no neck ties? screw this place!

cool graffiti

someone made these electrical boxes into a cool lightning storm.

sign people should wear hats

all the men wear hats on the signs in the czech republic. and all the little girls have little bunny ears.

this place seems fancy

maybe a little too fancy.

liquid soap for woman

so embarrassing: the place we stayed only had liquid soap for woman! i couldn't find liquid soap for man ANYWHERE! i mean it wasn't that big of a deal, i just didn't wash my hands for four days.

travel scrapbook

here's me in front of a place.

here's emily walking someplace.

signs are confusing

car hose house soccer stick arms

good dogs don't pee

this dog's so ashamed of himself.

prague driver

emily and i flew to prague and this man picked us up at the airport. he had big ears and funny hair and knew the entire history of the city of prague. i didn't catch his name but if you ever go to prague, i suggest you get a ride from the airport from him. he's awesome. tell him you were referred to him by schoolpants and he won't know what you're talking about.