Wednesday, February 29, 2012

not so easy on the eyes

sorry.

mo's banana phone

when mo gets a call on the banana phone, he drops what he's doing and he takes the call. he's a professional.

felix the car salesman

emily's car died last week so we went shopping for a new one over the weekend. one of the dealerships we went to had a sign that looked like this, which i thought was cool. but their cars were kind of dumb and kind of expensive and the salesman was too pushy for our taste. so we took our business elsewhere. let that be a lesson to you, salesmen! (i hate salesmen)

records

these are two of my favorite albums and i recently bought them on vinyl and i gotta tell you, they just sound dynamite. just dynamite.

butter

i don't know how long that butter's been sitting out. i don't know if it's good anymore.

i like ramen

i like ramen. it's delicious and easy to make and practically free. how many foods can you say that about? i can only think of two. one of them is ramen and the other one i swore to samy sosa that i'd never tell anybody about. sorry.

there he goes

momo's on the run.

too much teeth and legs

i'm glad i don't have too many teeth or too many legs. that would stress me out.

where we're from/same but different

my girlfriend and i are both from right around here. we grew up in two different places, pretty far apart from each other, but they both fit in this square of the map of the country we grew up in.

pb&j on a sd em

the other day, i made what i thought was a revolutionary lunch. it was a peanut butter and jelly sandwich on a toasted sourdough english muffin. it was delicious. i enjoyed it thoroughly and thoroughly patted myself on the back for this brilliant invention. when i bragged to my girlfriend about it, she informed me that she had made herself the same lunch just last week.