lukewarm welcome

i feel like we could have a cooler welcome sign than this. maybe some fireworks or something? or president obama on a harley like hanging out with a dinosaur in a jean jacket with like sunglasses and stuff? and they're drinking coca-colas at disneyland or something? just something with some pizazz!

burger citizen

i want to be a burger citizen!

ceiling heads

there was this room in this place and there were heads in the ceiling and i took a picture and a lady told me i'm not allowed to so i said sorry.

cheesy gordita crunch, please!

this hotel we stayed at had a button that you could push to get taco bell delivered to your room! why don't hotels in the united states have that? i think it's a great idea! only this one didn't work. i pressed it a lot.

battery bunnies

in poland, i found this duracell bunny behind bars. at first i thought it was funny that in other countries, the duracell company ripped off the energizer bunny ad campaign. but after a little digging (very little. just googling "duracell bunny") i found that exactly the opposite is true! the duracell bunny was around first! and then the fat cats at energizer decided to steal the idea and trademarked it in the united states! i feel like i've been lied to my whole life!

this whole experience has really forced me to take a step back and really consider for the first time ever: why would any battery company, let alone TWO battery companies, feel the need to have a bunny mascot?

they're just like us

monks go sightseeing too, you guys.

black energy

 you guys, mike tyson has an energy drink in poland. it's called black energy and it says "BLACK POWER!" on the top of the can. i just wanted to make sure you guys know that.

what a find!

emily and i found these historical portraits of people who looked and dressed just like we do!

ice coffee

just so you know: if you order an ice coffee Cesky Krumlov, Czech Republic, they give you a cup with ice, milk, a few shots of espresso, and an ice cream bar. And they act like it's the most normal thing in the world.

this place sure has a lot of rules

no neck ties? screw this place!