disposable toothbrush

my parents gave me this disposable toothbrush back in the late nineties. i can't remember where they got it but i remember that they thought it was really cool. it has toothpaste INSIDE the head of the toothbrush! i remember them making that very clear. they told me to keep it in my backpack in case i ever find myself without a toothbrush and in need of brushing.

it doesn't have an expiration date on it but i'm almost positive it can't be good anymore. yet i still have it. in the backpack i used to take to school. i can't get rid of it. because what if i need it.

something is wrong with me.