Monday, April 30, 2012

holograms explained

the trick to making a hologram is that you have to use an iphone screen to reflect an image that has passed through a crystal ball.

Sunday, April 29, 2012

hidden jokes

i got a card for my niece for her first communion. it had like four sides or maybe five sides. i don't know. i don't remember it folded up. but two of the sides were kind of hidden in the fold and they didn't have any writing on them. but they still had drawings on them. and the drawing was a pastoral scene with lots of happy animals. and just behind each animal, i drew poops. because that's usually what's behind animals like that in real life. and that is very funny to me. and i don't know if she'll notice it. but i took pictures of it before i sent it to her so i could always look back and make myself laugh at animal poops i drew.

Sunday, April 22, 2012


 you guys, we got bikes! we both got one and we somehow managed to fit both of them and the two of us into a tiny car. having bikes is awesome. as is having a tiny car.

show some respect

rodney "danger" fields, ladies & germs!

future gas station!

this gas station is from the future!

*spoiler alert* gas is expensive in the future.

tiny minivan!

THIS CAR LOOKS LIKE A TINY MINI VAN! a mini mini van, if you will.

Saturday, April 14, 2012

weird text

some weirdo from an unknown number sent me this weird text. was it one of you?

we are farmers (dum da da dum dum dumdumdum)

you guys! we started a farm! in our yard! it's small. but it is a farm. and we are proud farmers.

on an unrelated note, the farmers insurance jingle is hands down the best jingle going right now.

momo's special place

this is momo's special place, where he keeps all of his toys. he doesn't like it when i take pictures of him in his special place, as evidenced by his angry stare.

two toilets though!

this is the smallest public restroom in the world (that i've seen).

standoffish chicken

there was a chicken in this parking lot and she wouldn't let emily hug her.

schoolpants smash!

yesterday i was trying to beat level 4-3 on super mario brothers 3 and i got so mad i punched this car in the face.

sorry car.

so cold!

i found it! you guys! the search is over! i have found the coldest beer in town! they don't have any beers that taste good, but man o man, what they do have is very cold. perhaps too cold. the cans stick to your hands like dry ice cubes. it hurts.


i like this guy but i want to know the story behind him. there's so much about him i don't understand. he's part chicken, part man, that much is clear. but how? one human parent and one chicken parent? did his head get ripped off and the only hope to save him was with a chicken head transplant? whatever the case, why is he using his part chicken-part man celebrity to sell fried chicken? does he hate chickens? does he hate himself? or is the true purpose of existence for chickens only to be fried and enjoyed by humans? is he helping his chicken brothers and sisters reach their full potential?

also, i'd like to know if that's a good chicken place. i haven't tried it yet.

sexy oldies

i think this store might be closed permanently now, which makes me sad, because the name always makes me laugh and because we saw a table there once that we liked but didn't buy.

wrat of titans

did you guys see wrat of titans? i didn't. even though it was only $300.

Friday, April 13, 2012

momo's blog

did you guys know that momo has his own blog now? well he does. check it out!

it's all about his magic powers!

Sunday, April 8, 2012

this picture tells a story

this picture tells the story of emily wearing a tiny hat and rolling a gutter ball.

one stop shopping

this place has it all!

Saturday, April 7, 2012


Flarp: the most trusted name in noise putty.

shopping cart escalators

i like shopping cart escalators. i think they are funny and probably exciting for the shopping carts.

Friday, April 6, 2012

nobody looks like this guy

nobody on our planet quite looks like this guys.


i keep a kaleidoscope next to my desk. it is hard to spell but easy to use. my dad has a kaleidoscope next to his desk too. i never thought about that until just now.

Thursday, April 5, 2012

my best friend, my butler, my convict

you guys! i forgot to tell you a new episode of my best friend, my butler came out. it's pretty funny!

giant mosquito

this giant mosquito was hanging from the side of my house. i decided to let him live because he was outside and therefore not really on my turf. is he going to wait for me out there and then kill me? can mosquitoes kill you? giant ones like this? am i gonna die? WHY DOESN'T ANYONE ANSWER ME?

Monday, April 2, 2012

airplane phones

does anyone ever use these things? do they even work? why do they have these? why would you ever need to make a call mid-flight? wait, why aren't we allowed to use our cell phones on planes? I WANT ANSWERS!

duck wig!

 THIS DUCK LOOKS LIKE HE'S WEARING A WIG! i don't know why he looks like that. but i'm glad he does. duckwig van beethoven.

cool phone

 when i was a kid, these were the coolest phones ever and i always wanted one. the place where we stayed up in wine country had one. but i didn't use it. because we live in the future now and i have an iphone.

wine tasting

wine tasting is awesome. you get to taste a bunch of fancy wines and learn about how they're made and stuff. it was really interesting. but what i found most interesting was that nobody really talked about how drinking wine can get you drunk, which, to me, is one of the coolest things about wine.

Sunday, April 1, 2012

flag goof

oh man, somebody at the flag factory really blew it this time! they wrote california republic BACKWARDS! jeez oh pete, i'd hate to be there when his boss caught wind of this blunder!