Monday, June 18, 2012

lukewarm welcome

i feel like we could have a cooler welcome sign than this. maybe some fireworks or something? or president obama on a harley like hanging out with a dinosaur in a jean jacket with like sunglasses and stuff? and they're drinking coca-colas at disneyland or something? just something with some pizazz!

burger citizen

i want to be a burger citizen!

Sunday, June 17, 2012

ceiling heads

there was this room in this place and there were heads in the ceiling and i took a picture and a lady told me i'm not allowed to so i said sorry.

cheesy gordita crunch, please!

this hotel we stayed at had a button that you could push to get taco bell delivered to your room! why don't hotels in the united states have that? i think it's a great idea! only this one didn't work. i pressed it a lot.

battery bunnies

in poland, i found this duracell bunny behind bars. at first i thought it was funny that in other countries, the duracell company ripped off the energizer bunny ad campaign. but after a little digging (very little. just googling "duracell bunny") i found that exactly the opposite is true! the duracell bunny was around first! and then the fat cats at energizer decided to steal the idea and trademarked it in the united states! i feel like i've been lied to my whole life!

this whole experience has really forced me to take a step back and really consider for the first time ever: why would any battery company, let alone TWO battery companies, feel the need to have a bunny mascot?

they're just like us

monks go sightseeing too, you guys.

Saturday, June 16, 2012

black energy

 you guys, mike tyson has an energy drink in poland. it's called black energy and it says "BLACK POWER!" on the top of the can. i just wanted to make sure you guys know that.

Wednesday, June 13, 2012

what a find!

emily and i found these historical portraits of people who looked and dressed just like we do!

Tuesday, June 12, 2012

ice coffee

just so you know: if you order an ice coffee Cesky Krumlov, Czech Republic, they give you a cup with ice, milk, a few shots of espresso, and an ice cream bar. And they act like it's the most normal thing in the world.

Monday, June 11, 2012

this place sure has a lot of rules

no neck ties? screw this place!

cool graffiti

someone made these electrical boxes into a cool lightning storm.

sign people should wear hats

all the men wear hats on the signs in the czech republic. and all the little girls have little bunny ears.

maybe the scariest thing

why is the witch's hand so big? is that her hand? i'm so scared right now by everything happening in this picture.

this place seems fancy

maybe a little too fancy.

liquid soap for woman

so embarrassing: the place we stayed only had liquid soap for woman! i couldn't find liquid soap for man ANYWHERE! i mean it wasn't that big of a deal, i just didn't wash my hands for four days.

Sunday, June 10, 2012

travel scrapbook

here's me in front of a place.
here's emily walking someplace.

not for sale

this guy wouldn't sell me any of his drawings of will smith or bruce willis.

signs are confusing

car hose house soccer stick arms

Saturday, June 9, 2012

kindergarten cop?

that kid's carrying a rifle.

good dogs don't pee

this dog's so ashamed of himself.

burst right up out

aw man, this light pole must've just burst right up out through this sidewalk made of cubes!

prague driver

emily and i flew to prague and this man picked us up at the airport. he had big ears and funny hair and knew the entire history of the city of prague. i didn't catch his name but if you ever go to prague, i suggest you get a ride from the airport from him. he's awesome. tell him you were referred to him by schoolpants and he won't know what you're talking about.

Thursday, June 7, 2012

arts and crafts!

my friend patrick built this chicken out of excess beard hair and scotch tape!


what?! there's a weird circus in the neighborhood and no one told me???

Sunday, June 3, 2012

cat email

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hey, did you guys see this? it's the first video that i wrote and directed that features my cat momo. check it out!

baby strawberry (strawbaby)

this is what a baby strawberry looks like! who knew? not me! i know now though! because we have one growing in the strawberry farm in our garden!

shameless plug

so i'm right in the middle of a big fight with Piston Honda and in between the first and second round, i ask doc (my manager) for some advice (boxing advice, obviously) and get this, he says to me "Join the Nintendo Fun Club today! Mac."

Are you kidding me?! I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF A BOXING MATCH, DOC! also, why did you exclaim "Join the Nintendo Fun Club today!" and then add "Mac." as it's own sentence? you're a terrible manager and a weird human, doc.

who invited the laser cats?

aw man! laser cats showed up and started fighting and ruined our perfectly good human party!

instagram hates coffee

maybe this app didn't understand my artistic take on my morning coffee. or maybe this app is super smart and can sense when i'm still half-asleep and taking pictures of whatever is in front of me despite the fact that no one wants to see stupid pictures of a cup of coffee. thank you instagram!

Saturday, June 2, 2012

smooooove buck mustache

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guys, check this out. it's another video i helped make for sketch team extraordinaire New Money. it's funny. i'm in it for like a second. pay attention!