Thursday, June 30, 2011
some jerk keeps putting these flyers under my windshield wiper. i've never seen who does it, but if i ever do i want to tell him/her that i'm more curious about them and why they keep putting garbage on my windshield. and if the garbage-under-the-windshield-wiper technique actually works to recruit new crazies.
1. why do outhouses have a crescent moon hole in the door.
2. why does this guy have an outhouse on his property?
3. why does this guy have a fire hydrant on his property?
4. why is this guy's house only 2"6' tall?
5. why does this guy have a chain link fence with barbed wire surrounding his property?
i'm sorry i made you look at my weird freckly back and weirdly too-straight back-of-the-head hairline.
remember when jed fockswerthy got famous for jokes about sunburnt necks?
Wednesday, June 22, 2011
Monday, June 20, 2011
Wednesday, June 8, 2011
and because you're mouth needs to be saved for listening, you have to eat through your belly button! which means no more choking on stuff!
also, you sneeze out your butt now. i don't know why. there's always a few kinks to work out with new surgical procedures.
anyway, the guy that works there is kind of rude. i do not recommend this establishment.
Sunday, June 5, 2011
also, did you know that "pomegranate" is a really tricky word to spell? i didn't until i just tried to spell it several times and finally resorted to asking spell check.