Wednesday, August 31, 2011
one of my favorite jokes is about seals. i used to say it a lot. you go, "what's a seal's favorite class in school?" and the other person goes "i don't know. what?" (or some variation of that) and then you go "art art art," like how a seal talks and while you say it, just for emphasis, you clap your hands together like a seal does.
so maybe that's why it's famous.
A lot has changed since I started doing this dumb thing and probably a lot more will change. But I bet one thing doesn't change: I get bored easily and i amuse myself with schoolpants (the blog, not the pants).
I completely forgot until just now that 500 posts ago, I predicted that by today, we'd all be happier and better looking. I think I was right. Half right, anyway. Keep up the good work, guys. I'll get started on the next 1,000 post-haste!
Beethoven's 2nd came out, i made fun of the previews a lot. but it's on hbo right now and i've sort of watched the last 25 minutes or so and i gotta say, i'm kind of into it. charles grodin is hilarious. bonnie hunt is a delight. the nerdy one from step by step is in it. the cool one from that 70s show is in it. there was a spin doctors song. and lots of puppies. what a stupid jerk kid i was when this came out. how could i have not wanted to see this?
the other obvious scenario where dino-enthusiasts could hit off with real dinosaurs is my own scenario: a nerdy little kid who is a big reckless party animal.