bajillion

i was writing an email to my friend dave faulk when a spellcheck dotted red line underlined a word i typed. "hmm," i thought. "must've put an extra L in BAJILLION." i retyped the word. the dotted red line appeared again. "this spellcheck must be on the fritz," i thought.

then, about a second later, "i'm an idiot," i thought.

bajillion is not a real word.