Have I ever told you guys about this one recurring dream I have sometimes? It's nothing exciting. I'm just trying to put my contacts in, only my contacts are practically the size of my face and, therefore, extremely difficult to get in my eyeball.
I can't figure out what the dream is supposed to mean. I don't have much trouble at all getting my contacts in my eyes in real life, so why in dream life? What is my sub-brain trying to tell my upstairs-brain? Any dream interpreters out there? Let me know what you think. Or at least leave some smart-alecky joke comments, anyway.