Hey Gang: This is a big moment for the ol' blog. This is the 1,000th blog post. How crazy is that? I've been doing this thing for awhile now, I guess. It's been lots of fun and I bet you a million doll-hairs it stays pretty stinking fun.
A lot has changed since I started doing this dumb thing and probably a lot more will change. But I bet one thing doesn't change: I get bored easily and i amuse myself with schoolpants (the blog, not the pants).
I completely forgot until just now that 500 posts ago, I predicted that by today, we'd all be happier and better looking. I think I was right. Half right, anyway. Keep up the good work, guys. I'll get started on the next 1,000 post-haste!