Five hundred days ago, today, a blog was born. That blog is schoolpants. You are reading that blog right now. Wild.
A lot has changed and a lot is the same as it was five hundred days ago. I guess that just goes to show you: time is stupid.
Anyway, keep up the good work reading this blog. Let's reconvene in another five hundred days and see where we're at. Here are my predictions: You and I will both be happier and better looking.