this is the turkey we ate on thanksgiving. emily painted it with maple syrup and put bacon on top. it was probably the smartest thing anyone has ever done in the world. the bacon was the best i've ever tasted. if you guys want really good bacon with eggs for breakfast, the trick is just put them on top of a maple syrup-coated turkey and cook it in the oven. it takes four hours and you'll be stuck with this delicious turkey that you probably don't want for breakfast, but trust me, it's the best bacon you'll ever taste.