shopping cart escalators

i like shopping cart escalators. i think they are funny and probably exciting for the shopping carts.

nobody looks like this guy

nobody on our planet quite looks like this guys.

kaleidoscope

i keep a kaleidoscope next to my desk. it is hard to spell but easy to use. my dad has a kaleidoscope next to his desk too. i never thought about that until just now.

my best friend, my butler, my convict

Ep. 7: My Best Friend, My Butler, My Convict - watch more funny videos      

you guys! i forgot to tell you a new episode of my best friend, my butler came out. it's pretty funny!

giant mosquito

this giant mosquito was hanging from the side of my house. i decided to let him live because he was outside and therefore not really on my turf. is he going to wait for me out there and then kill me? can mosquitoes kill you? giant ones like this? am i gonna die? WHY DOESN'T ANYONE ANSWER ME?

airplane phones

does anyone ever use these things? do they even work? why do they have these? why would you ever need to make a call mid-flight? wait, why aren't we allowed to use our cell phones on planes? I WANT ANSWERS!

duck wig!

 THIS DUCK LOOKS LIKE HE'S WEARING A WIG! i don't know why he looks like that. but i'm glad he does. duckwig van beethoven.

cool phone

 when i was a kid, these were the coolest phones ever and i always wanted one. the place where we stayed up in wine country had one. but i didn't use it. because we live in the future now and i have an iphone.

wine tasting

wine tasting is awesome. you get to taste a bunch of fancy wines and learn about how they're made and stuff. it was really interesting. but what i found most interesting was that nobody really talked about how drinking wine can get you drunk, which, to me, is one of the coolest things about wine.

flag goof

oh man, somebody at the flag factory really blew it this time! they wrote california republic BACKWARDS! jeez oh pete, i'd hate to be there when his boss caught wind of this blunder!