popeye projection

i had an episode of popeye projected on to my t-shirt. what has your t-shirt ever done that's so great?

effigies are cool!

i think when someone graduates, the best way to celebrate is to create an effigy of that person and beat it with sticks until it's insides fall out. then everyone should eat the insides.

no questions asked taxidermy

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i can't believe i forgot to show you guys this earlier! it's a video i directed for the very funny and very talented sketch team New Money. it's an ad for a taxidermy shop. taxidermy is an under-appreciated art form and this man understands the artistic integrity and freedom that taxidermy deserves.

best potato chip ad

this is the best potato chip advertisement in the history of the potato chip advertising world. if you own a potato chip company and your ads don't look like this one, you're doing it wrong.

towing is tricky

they had a really tough time towing this cadillac out of the driveway without running it into the neighbor's house.

Tool Tim

my favorite tel-o-vision program is "Tool Tim" starring Allen Taylor. it's a home improvement show about a man who barks and improves homes and has children. i watch it.

jump for treats

patrick's chickens jump for treats!

stray kittens

patrick has 5 stray kittens living behind his house. they hide out in a wood pile behind a fence, which is annoying because we can't pet them. but they are very cute and nice. i call these two Blue Eye and Grey Butt. hopefully they will learn to trust us soon and we can find them homes. i'm currently trying to convince momo that having five younger siblings would be fun but he disagrees.

meeting crashers

can't have a meeting at patrick's house without a few chickens crashing the party.

general error

is there a general solution i can use to remedy this general error?