shark catcher

did i ever tell you guys about the time i caught a shark? it was january 2007. we boated out, baited our hooks, and cast our lines. within about 5 minutes, i pulled up this shark. he was none-too-happy about it and i was scared of him. i wanted to take a picture of me like petting him or something but he seemed bitey. so i didn't.

then we threw him back in the water and then i felt really seasick and i didn't fish for the rest of the trip.

beer monster loves beer pellets

the foam left in my beer glass looked like a beer monster eating beer pellets.

it's a registered trademark

i used to think ronald mcdonald was playing soccer while throwing his cup away. but it's not a soccer ball. it's an R with a circle around it.

then...

step 3 is "then ... shoot lasers out of your eyes at the screen to let the photographer know you're ready."

so many rules!

you never let us do ANYTHING!

pretty scary

this is a pretty scary thing to find in a trash can.
not super scary. but pretty scary.

i like your style

Dear Whoever Designs the Pattern for Every Bus/Train Seat,

    You are funny. I like you.

Love,
Schoolpants

i'm trying to do what the sign says

am i doing it wrong? there's never that many bubbles when i do it?

it's okay guys, we understand

these guys are SOOO sorry about this credit card minimum. sooooo sad!

i want to go to that floor

this is the button that takes you to the floor where they have all those fireman hats!