bathroom surprise

 i went out to eat the other night and met the friendliest bathroom attendant. at first he startled me because i thought maybe i was walking in on someone who forgot to look the door. but no. he was supposed to be there. he offered me mints and i offered him a dollar tip. he declined the tip. i asked if i could take a picture with him. he told me that would cost me a dollar. i paid and told him to smile. he told me that would be an extra dollar. i frowned and took the picture.