check it out, you guys! today i designed a car. it's maybe (probably) the coolest car ever invented. you sit in a safety pod above the all the engine parts and metal stuff that hurts people during accidents. and the safety pod comes off if the car gets smashed up, so you just bounce away. AAAAND, instead of a steering wheel, you get a nintendo controller to operate the car. and there are only three wheels instead of four because hey, just one less thing to deal with!
i know what your thinking: where's the stereo? just use your ipod, dummy.
the next question on everybody's minds is how do i go through the drive-thru at my favorite fast food restaurant? you shouldn't be eating that junk so much anyway, knucklehead.
if you work at a car place and want to build my invention and sell it to everybody, i'm okay with that AS LONG AS:
- i get one of these sweet cars (periwinkle)
- you give me one billion dollars (U.S.)
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