this morning i woke up with a hankering for a Big Gulp. it happens to the best of us. it's nothing to be ashamed of. it's probably the most natural hankering in the world. since before the time of 7-11s even, man has occasionally woken up with a hankering for a Big Gulp. how frustrating this hankering must've been for pre-7-11 man.
anyway, i got to the 7-11 and reached for the normal Big Gulp cup. but i couldn't help but notice the special edition KISS themed Super Big Gulp cup. you could get one with your favorite member of the rock and roll band, KISS. i don't have a favorite member of KISS because i don't even like KISS, but Catman appeared to be the silliest of the four. so i took that one.
there was a significant cost difference between the normal Big Gulp and the special edition KISS Super Big Gulp. but i got the latter anyway. and this is why i am poor.
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