i wanted to wait until after christmas to post this because i didn't want to get on a naughty list and screw up my chances of getting a bunch of awesome gift cards for christmas. now that next christmas seems like a bajillion years away, i'm ready to get this off my chess: i got stuck in traffic the other night. people on the streets were taking pictures and cars ahead of me were rubbernecking. i couldn't figure what the heck was causing all the hullabaloo. i drove patiently and cautiously until it was my turn to rubberneck. and guess who i saw! ol' saint nick himself! lounging on a recliner on a flatbed truck!
the nerve of that guy! he's got a super awesome sleigh and eight FLYING reindeer. he could be flying above all of us, accomplishing the same goal, and not clogging up the streets. instead, he's wasting gasoline, causing a hullabaloo, goofing up the roads, attracting rubberneckers, making it nearly IMPOSSIBLE for me to get to wendy's as fast as i could to get a junior bacon cheeseburger.
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