- leave a tiny jar of marmalade sitting out
- that's it. that's all you have to do.
what's that? you don't have a tiny jar of marmalade? well, i guess you're not a tiny french hooker.*
*it is my understanding that marmalade comes from french hookers (source: a song called "itchy itchy maya gaga" or something). furthermore, it is my understanding that the size of the jar corresponds with the size of the hooker (source: instinct).
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