cow hoof wine bottle

i didn't get this for christmas but it's still a pretty cool gift. and i forgot to tell you guys about it when i got it, so why not now? why not? you don't have a good answer.
so i'll tell you: my friends brian and george gave me this for my birthday. at first glance, it's just a foot that somebody cut off of a cow. big deal, right? but there's more to it than that! it's ALSO a wine bottle AND it has a strap. so you can fill it with wine and take it on the go! passersby think you're just wearing a lucky cow's foot around your neck but in REALITY, you're drunk in public! it's a win-win!