fud

yesterday, my friend patrick and i had a hankering for some grilled hot dogs. we scoured our neighborhood convenience marts for some reputable franks. we tried three different places and found zero brand names that we had ever heard of before ever in our lives. we thought the third place would be the charm, and in a way it was. they only had one brand and it was the weirdest of all the brands we had seen. it's called fud. they carry hot dogs, bacon, and processed cheese slices. they have all three food groups covered!

i tried to learn about the fud brand on the internet but all i found out is that fud is a lame businessman acronym and also a very crude slang term?