so i was cleaning out my fanny pack the other day, and boy was i surprised to find this: a dried out piece of brocolli! the funny think is: i haven't worn that fanny pack since halloween! and there wasn't any brocolli at that halloween party! i can only assume that i have a magic fanny pack that, if gone untouched for 4 months, generates old brocolli from thin air. i've tried to contact several scientists and local politicians to share this technological breakthrough, but, so far, have only been met with very rude secretaries.
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