i forgot to tell you guys about this, but around christmas time, someone sent me a nice little care package via google that encouraged me to learn how to use gmail. the package was clearly designed to help old people understand email and included stickers for your keyboard, a notepad with the teachparentstech.org url, and buttons with sayings like "world's techiest mom."
i haven't figured out who sent the package. maybe it was the same person who subscribed me to Crappie World. i suspect my friend trent, though i can't be sure.