today, i was cleaning my closet, which i rarely do, and i found a pair of pants that i forgot i had. i always hear people talking about finding cash in an old pair of pants or an old winter coat and it's always a bummer because that never ever happens to me. and so when i found this old pair of pants it made me think of all those jerks who are always finding money in their old stuff. so i checked the pockets and guess what! there was fourteen thousand dollars in cash in the front right pocket!