Monday, February 28, 2011

consumer reports: microwaved popped corn

Act II is the best microwaved popped corn. One time when I was little, we were at the mall and a lady asked my mom if she'd do a quick survey about microwaved popped corn and my mom was like "okay yeah." and then the lady was like "which microwaved popped corn do you buy most often: jiffy popped, orville redenpopper, popped secret, or other?" and my mom was all like "other." and the lady was like "what the?" and almost dropped her clipboard. and my mom was like, "i only buy Act II" and the lady's nose started bleeding. it was awesome.

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