saucer eyes

i don't know who this guy is. i drew him. but. i don't know.

trix rabbit

my dad made this when he was a kid. i like it a lot. i don't like it that the kids never gave the trix rabbit any trix. i think that was mean. it would've been okay if they were like "no, trix are to rabbits what chocolate is to dogs! we're depriving you of trix for your own good, bunny!" but no. they just dismissed him as a "silly" rabbit. to this day, whether they ask for trix or not, every time i see a rabbit i offer it trix. or twix. they almost always prefer the twix. i would too, i suppose. unless it was breakfast time. i guess i just don't see a lot of rabbits around breakfast time. funny. come to think of it, i've NEVER seen a rabbit at breakfast time. what's the deal with THAT? maybe trix isn't for them.

soft

i doodled this on a My Best Friend, My Butler script. i don't know what it means. i thought about it for awhile, hoping maybe it was something clever that my brain did without me knowing. but no such luck.

milty

 this is my girlfriend's blanket. it is called milty. milty the quilty. momo likes to hide in it.

disappearing act

i think someone evaporated. or there's a naked person somewhere nearby. either way, be careful out there.

new my best friend my butler now in production

did you guys hear we are working on a new episode of My Best Friend, My Butler? well it's true. so get excited about it.

momo high five

momo appreciates me.

i stink at chess

i stink at chess so dang bad. i don't even know why i bother playing every once in awhile. my computer knows how to play and i don't. and it makes me want to punch him in the stupid computer face. stinkin' jerk. i hate chess.

hand print

I SLEPT ON MY HAND AND IT LEFT A HANDPRINT!

taking down the christmas tree

taking down the christmas tree made emily so sad, she went and grew a beard.

momo's heart

our cat is like a care bear.

christmas is over

we finally put away the christmas decorations. it was hard putting this fella away. he didn't seem sad about though.

self-conscious sweater

momo still feels a little self-conscious when he wears his tiny sweater at parties. i told him it made him look slimmer. he knew i was lying.

handwriting

celeb sighting

living in los angeles means that sometimes you get to hang out with celebrities

mo chases robot lasers

oh man! i almost forgot to tell you guys! my sister-in-law trisha gave me a robot that shoots lasers all over the place to drive the cat nuts! it's awesome! i think momo likes it.

siri transcribes me singing

my friend adam, formerly of wikibloogia fame, has a new blog that is really funny. he has a new iphone and it has a robot called Siri inside of it and if you talk to the robot, the robot can do things for you, like take dictation. so instead of using this amazing technology in a nerdy way, adam likes to sing classic songs to the robot and see how the robot types the song out. it's usually hilarious. i recommend checking it out. here: http://siritranscribesmesinging.wordpress.com/

self-portrait

this is what i look like. sort of. not really. not at all actually. but i do have a face. and a head. and hair and a mouth and stuff. so this is sort of what i look like. what do you look like?

hide and seek part 4

momo's up to his old tricks again. and killing me at hide and seek.

hand dryers

i never thought i would nerd out about a hand dryer but these things are awesome. whenever i find myself in a bathroom with one of these bad boys, i get excited. like legitimately excited. they're just so great. a hand dryer that actually dries hands. it's so simple and efficient. it gives me hope for the future.

circle guys

circle guys are fun to draw. just fyi.

Super Momo Bros.

I taught Momo a new trick!

dinosaur butts

Emily and I went to the Natural History Museum to see the Dinosaur Butt exhibit.  It was really amazing.  I mean we've got some really great books on dino-butts and we've read them cover to cover, but you don't really get a feel for just how big they are until you see the dinosaur skeletons pointing their butts at you.

looks like a face

this looks like a face to me. a robot face. with a sega genesis for a hat. not just any hat. a robot beret. this robot face with robot beret sits next to my desk and looks at me. i put it there. but i did not mean for it to look like a face. it is a happy accident.

whirlpoo

haaaaaaa. it says whirlpoo.

watching tv

it's funny how sometimes just sitting on the couch watching the boob tube can really take so much out of you. momo is pooped.

worried beer foam man

i got a beer the other day and in the foam, lived a worried little bubble man with no shirt, a big belt, and sort of a mermaid tail. i didn't want him to worry anymore, so i drank the beer as fast as i could. i think it worked. i stopped worrying about stuff too!

the laundry room

the door to the laundry room says "loads of fun." get it? loads.

crazy dog

this is the craziest dog i've ever seen. he was like 6 feet tall and had weird hair! and he had a british accent! this dog is crazy!

guess who!

can you guess who i drew today? it's a pretty crummy drawing so i'll give you a hint. his character's name rhymed with Sister Smelvedere. first person to guess correctly wins absolutely nothing! Go!

momo the magic cat

in 2012, momo turned into a magic cat.