jerk across the street

as if it isn't annoying enough to wake up to the LOUDEST GARBAGE TRUCKS EVER every friday morning, this week, we threw my annoying neighbor and his crazy dogs into the mix. i don't like my neighbor for three reasons: 1 he's always yelling at people and he's ALWAYS at his house, doing something out front, always ready to yell at someone. 2 his stupid dogs bark all the time, so loud i can't hear the tv sometimes. 3 his crazy wife beats the dogs. seriously.

one night, at like 2am, i woke up because this jerk was yelling at another set of neighbors. the young people in the house next to him were playing loud music apparently. the music wasn't loud enough to wake me up. but this jerk was. he was going berserk. and the young neighbor was calm and apologetic and this maniac just continued to scream at the top of his lungs about how it was late and he needed to sleep. the young guy was even like, "okay, we'll talk about this in the morning. the more you work yourself up about this, the harder it will be to get back to sleep. we turned off the music. just try to calm down." it was hilarious. this like 22 year old dude had to talk to this 60 year old madman like he was a child. because he is. but not in the good way.

and get your dogs out of the street you stupid jerk.