take that, moon!

last night, nasa threw an old satellite at the moon (which is also a satellite).

i think it would've been funny if the satellite somehow completely destroyed the moon. like, when it hit, the moon just shattered into millions of pieces. then Nasa would really have egg on their face. they'd be like, "crud."

people would be like, "WHY did you do that?!" and Nasa would be like, "i dunno." and we'd be like "what do you MEAN you don't know??? didn't you THINK? didn't you even THINK for one SECOND about what might happen?" and Nasa's like, "just wanted to see what would happen." and we'd say, "THIS! THIS is what happens! you destroyed our ONLY moon! i hope you're happy! are you happy?" and Nasa looks down and sort of kicks the dirt, "no." and we say, "well, we're not happy either. we really liked that moon. what's gonna happen to the tides now?" and Nasa shrugs, "i dunno." and we say, "well, i don't know either."

but instead, the moon wasn't destroyed. Nasa just made a couple of craters by throwing that satellite. can you see the craters that nasa made? look in the picture. see those craters? the ones next to all the other craters that cover the moons surface. yeah. those ones. Nasa made those.