pinky rugburn

i got a rugburn on my pinky, which is a weird place to get one of those, i guess. and boy, what a nuisance. every time i reach in my pants pocket it's like re-rugburning my pinky rugburn. it's probably the worst thing. i mean, as far as things go, it's down there towards the bottom. it's either "worst" or right there in one of those spots near "worst."

anyway, i have go to start a band called "pinky rugburn" now because isn't that fun to say?