it's not me, it's astrology

so, to better understand my new-found violent anger, i turned to my horoscope and as it turns out, it's not my fault. you see, there's this thing orbiting the Sun and it's currently between Saturn and Uranus (the astrological region know as the Taint). so my horoscope KNEW i'd be pissed off right now. it warned me, "Projecting anger on to well-meaning friends and dear ones is a no-no. Making highly critical comments bites the dust." oops. looks like i bit the dust with my last blog post.

what i also find odd is that i've been tasting dust ever since moving out of my old apartment! (twilight zone theme song)