Wednesday, June 30, 2010

the birds and the bees

i found this dead bee outside today. i read this thing a couple years ago about how all the bees are dying. it's bad news, i guess, because we need bees. they make honey and help flowers stay alive. or something.

the interesting thing about bees is that bees are genetically programmed to really want to do it with flowers. so they see a pretty flower and they're like, "ha-chi ma-chi!" and they go and do it with the flower. and they get pollen all over them. then they're like, "i'm not really looking for a relationship right now" and they leave the flower and go and do it with another flower. and so the pollen from the first flower gets on the next flower. and it gets that flower pregnant or something. and so that's how flowers keep popping up. it's because bees are sluts and they love doing it with flowers. nature is smart that way.

and so, i guess, bees don't do it with each other? or something? and that's why it's bad that all the bees are dying? because they don't make baby bees?

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