george washington: the first black president?

my friend at work has the surname "washington." she pointed out to me once that george washington is the only white person with the last name washington. i think she might be right. i honestly can't think of a single white person named washington. and i know that george didn't have any children of his own. well, he didn't claim any of them, at least. i think george was one of those dudes who had a secret love affair with one of his slaves. oooooooor, maybe george, himself, was secretly black. he wasn't using all that powder to make his hair look white. it was to make his SKIN white.