Wednesday, May 13, 2009

robot teachers ... FINALLY

my friend dave is a teacher in korea and he's currently looking for jobs in other asian countries. there's just one problem: THE ROBOTS TOOK ALL THE JOBS!
i remember being a kid and at some point having a really weird realization that teachers are just PEOPLE and people are just grown up KIDS and kids are really stupid. i was a stupid kid. and the idea that teachers were just grown up stupid kids blew my mind. i immediately lost all respect for them. my grades suffered significantly.
but having robot teachers solves that problem. as we all know, robots are infallible. and it's not illegal for robots to use corporal punishment. so look out kids.
also, these robots are designed to express SIX different emotions! i didn't even know there WERE six different emotions. up until now, i thought the three human emotions were sad, sleepy, and crying. but apparently, these robots have just invented six of their own. they are surprise, fear, disgust, anger, happiness and sadness. i can imagine teachers needing to express all of those emotions towards students ... except for happiness and sadness.

1 comment:

Adam Shonkoff said...

This is a funny blog entry. I el-oh-elled a few times. Usually I just sort of smirk.