my new fear is that i will keep getting smaller and hairier until, eventually, i turn into a hairball the size of my fist.and then someone will sweep me up in a dustpan and throw me outside.
and then a bird will use me to build a nest.
and then some mean kid will throw stones at the bird and kill it.
and the little newborn baby bird inside me (the nest) will go hungry and die.
and then, there i am, useless, in a tree, with a dead baby bird in my lap.
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less insights, more videos.
please.
dude, i was at home for 10 days.
more videos to come. i promise.
i hate you.
and don't call me dude.
and don't pretend you can count to 10.
and don't respond to this.
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