sometime before i'm dead, i'd like to learn how to whistle really loudly with my fingers in my mouth. it seems like back in the day, every dude on the planet knew how to do that. now it seems like only a few really old guys know how to do it. actually, it's been so long since i've seen someone do it, i'm beginning to think it was never a real thing at all. am i just making this method of whistling up? is it just my imagination?
no, it's a real thing, right? it has to be. you know what i'm talking about, right? like i feel like in the 70s, men would use this method of whistling to stop taxi cabs.
why aren't old men passing along this knowledge? why hasn't someone taught me to whistle like that? i don't want this whistle to die out with "the greatest generation."