mound rushmus: a new kind of religion

"Through a little discipline, and
nineteen or twenty courses, we can
all reach the summit of mound rushmus"
~St. Anselm

i would like to take this opportunity to share with you my new faith: mound rushmus (brought to you by the fine folks at the Coca-Cola Bottling Company in Atlanta, GA). are you tired of your old way of life? why not try mound rushmus? it worked for me and my friends.

through nineteen or twenty simple courses you can learn to harness positive energy and lose pounds fast. these are the basic tenets of mound rushmus:

1. drink your coke!
   
2. wash those hands!
   
3. i like your slacks!
   
4. how's that coke?

so why not give it a try? don't forget to bring your friends!