Wednesday, July 8, 2009

presidents: abe, jackson, jackson.

by stan wentzel

presidents are famous because, well, if they aren't then who should be, for one thing.
and secondly, why don't you like presidents of the americas, huh, pal?
you don't like freedom fries?
you're a foolish boy if you don't! you better clean your plate, son!

andrew jackson, last september,
february, january, then november.
you are silly if you don't clean that plate.
a fool and a knave. no one of public favor.

hold your breath, friends. it's time for swim.

let's party.